'Twas the night before XXXmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring 'cept for the brew house mouse.
I was looking into the mirror and what should appear?
But 'loads of brewmaids with armfuls of beer.
Hop along Hop along Hop along they said,
with plenty of malt this'll go to yer head.
Just once did I notice this buzz to apart,
A great big howl with one big beer fart!